“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” -Hanlon’s Razor Some people are just dumb. It doesn’t matter how old they are, how much experience they’ve accumulated, or even if they’ve taken classes at elite colleges to put pieces of paper on their walls. Think of the first two laws of human…

Maybe I attracted crazy women, perhaps it was the nature of the industry, or it could have been the booze, but I didn’t have many great dates during my career. One girl I met was so obnoxious eventually I just turned my whole body away from her until she got the point and left… and…

I never liked night clubs, even though my friends and I went to them in our 20s. I’ve never met a decent girl at one, nor have I taken one home at the end of the night. This was mostly because I’m soft spoken, clubs are loud, and I don’t mix well with most girls…

I brought Mary to my lounge for some drinks. She was cute and interesting enough, but maybe eating cherries and orange slices out of the bartender’s fruit tray should’ve been a red flag. In hindsight that’s obvious, but as a young man who found it hard to meet women I gave her a chance. ***…

Nothing says your establishment encourages responsible alcohol consumption like cheap deals for multiple shooters. No customers or groups would take advantage of that to get drunk as fast as possible. No guy would take them to get enough liquid courage to make a move on some girl at the bar. And no alcoholic would slam…

1). You drag your feet… always. 2). You show up to work just on time everyday, only to avoid a writeup.  3). You don’t want to talk to people. 4). You drink, smoke, or eat too much.  5). Your fridge has a constant supply of Red Bull.  6). You consider doing cocaine. 7). You gamble…